What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 05:07

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No